The world would have been better,
Without us bipeds
roaming around,
And light being slower than sound.
The world would have been better,
Without the X chromosome meeting another X,
And the Y determining the sex.
The world would have been better,
Without the rules of civilization laid down by retards,
And individuals being able to rob others of their innards.
The world would have been better,
Without people like me taking birth here,
And finding our place
else somewhere.
